Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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