operation have a gay friend backfired
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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