How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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