I love black thongs
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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