absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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