Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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