why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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