Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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