There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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