Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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