he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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