in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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