they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
lets start a swedish sibling band together
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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