I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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