Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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