i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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