I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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