After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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