Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The adults are the big ones right?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
