You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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