3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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