he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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