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You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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