why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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