he wants to bone in the snuggie
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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