I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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