let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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