now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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