Your tits are I can't wait for
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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