So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Randomize
