I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Farmville is her only friend.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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