oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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