I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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