i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I will be naked everywhere
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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