yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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