Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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