So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
