dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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