i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
