I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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