i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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