honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
two words...techno handjob
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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