so explain again why im purple
no
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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