fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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