She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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