wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just found puke in my bra..
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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