you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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