Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
