brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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