I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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