So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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