Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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