Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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