I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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