i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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