check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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