Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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